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Right, get a load of this – a woman who threw her turd out of the window, because it would not flush, had to be rescued by the fire department after she became stuck trying to retrieve it. The story features top of the ‘most read’ section on BBC, but we’ll get the full account over on Gizmodo first.Here’s the written account of Liam Smyth, the chap on the date: After our meal, we repaired back to my house for a bottle of wine and a scientology doccumentary.Once they had composed themselves after surveying the scene in front of them, they set to work removing my date from the window using all of their special firemen hammers and tools. Here they are, hard at work: In order to extract his date, they had to destroy the bathroom window.Liam has been quoted £300 for a replacement, but as a student he was struggling for the funds.There’s a happy ending there, too: [Liam] said he and his date had decided to split the extra cash between two charities, one supporting firefighters and another that builds and maintains flushing toilets in developing countries.Unsurprisingly, the woman does not want to be named but Mr Smyth said he had seen her since and “who knows what the future holds”.[sic] About an hour in to Louis Theroux and chill, my date got up to use the toilet.She returned with a panicked look in her eye, and told me she had something to tell me.
"He’s so romantic, classic and chivalrous, and he’s doing everything right.…Liam proposed smashing the window with a hammer, but his date had other ideas: Being an amateur gymnast, she was convinced that she could reach into the window and pull the poo out, using the tried and tested “inside out blag as glove” technique. She climbed in head first after her own turd, reached deeper into the window, bagged it up, and passed it out, over the top and back into the toilet from whence it came. Try as we might, we could not remove her from the window. Unfortunately for my date, at this stage I could see only one way out of our predicament.She called out to me to help her climb out from the window, I grabbed her waist and I pulled. She had been upside down in the window for around 15 minutes at this point, and I was starting to grow concerned for her health. Bristol’s finest were on scene sirens blairing [sic] in a matter of minutes.“They were all over each other — hugging and kissing — even though there were 20 people coming and going on the beach,” an eyewitness said at the time."They looked like any young couple madly in love without a care in the world." After meeting each other’s parents, the duo then jetted off to Rome and Australia, where Swift sought support from Hiddleston after getting attacked by Kim Kardashian and Kanye West.
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